adokat:

"you can’t ship that many people with that one person"

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Somebody asked me the other day “didn’t you do it off-Broadway?”

cliffsfords:

damn no wonder bruno mars was locked out of heaven he couldn’t reach the doorknob

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gamtav88:

brooklyn-knight:

jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordon ramsey 

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

fartgallery:

bewbin:

fartgallery:

Poop™

I have just trademarked poop. You wanna take one? I’ll see you in court motherfucker

ill bring the basketball

Basketball™

Like hell u are

empress-of-derp:

onlyblackgirl:

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and kraft singles

That pack of kraft cheese got more singles than she do tho.

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zznm:

every fucking time

terrakion:

hollywoodgonzalez:

I legitimately can’t tell the difference

this is actually so rude and like super gross? like okay i get it hes not the cutest but like why would you compare him to benedict cumberbatch?

mstrmagnolia:

kiss me kiss me

mstrmagnolia:

kiss me kiss me

batterie-not-included:

siddharok:

What the fuck is happening here

It’s true love

batterie-not-included:

siddharok:

What the fuck is happening here

It’s true love

gaydirectioner:

Can you speak a different language?

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